I could walk forever and a mile with one beautiful girl. ~A.C. Van Cherub
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb
You know, I have never understood the male obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own question, haven't I? ~Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally
Where does the white go when the snow melts? ~Author Unknown
Without denying the value of scientific endeavor, there is a striking absurdity in committing billions to reach the moon where no people live, while only a fraction of that amount is appropriated to service the densely populated slums. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967
There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. ~Menander
No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake. ~Elsie de Wolfe (Lady Mendl)
Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ~Seneca
Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows." "I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies." ~Author Unknown
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. ~Stephen Sondheim
Many a true word is spoken in jest. ~English Proverb
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. ~Spanish Proverb
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. ~Miguel de Cervantes
You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. ~Astrid Alauda
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. ~Winston Churchill
A human life is a story told by God. ~Hans Christian Andersen
O, she is the antidote to desire. ~William Congreve, Love for Love, 1695
We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out. ~Julian Huxley
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres
People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates. ~Thomas Szasz, "Personal Conduct," The Second Sin, 1973
They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk. ~Gene Roddenberry
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. ~Phil Blackmar
