An investor without investment objectives is like a traveler without a destination. ~Ralph Seger
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? ~Author Unknown
Live simply that others might simply live. ~Elizabeth Ann Seton
The mind is the most capricious of insects - flitting, fluttering. ~Virginia Woolf
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ~Jack Nicholson
He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him. ~George Orwell
After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value. ~George Macauley Trevelyan
I did not fully understand the dread term "terminal illness" until I saw Heathrow for myself. ~Dennis Potter, 1978
Thrift was never more necessary in the world's history than it is today. ~Francis H. Sisson
All bicycles weigh fifty pounds. A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock. A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock. A fifty-pound bicycle doesn't need a lock. ~Author Unknown
Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got. ~Janis Joplin
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. ~Malcolm Potts, MD
Walking through puddles is my favorite metaphor for life. ~Jessi Lane Adams
A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~Mary H. Waldrip
To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying "Amen" to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
And I wasn't the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. ~John Kenneth Galbraith
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. ~Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961
War is a game which were their subjects wise, kings would not play at. ~William Cowper
Modesty and unselfishness - these are virtues which men praise - and pass by. ~Andre Maurois, Ariel, 1924
A look at the past reminds us of how great is the distance, and how short, over which we have come. The past makes us ask what we have done with us. It makes us ask whether our very achievements are not ironical counterpoint and contrast to our fundamental failures. ~Robert Penn Warren
Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident - It is as common as life. ~Henry David Thoreau, 11 March 1842, letter to Ralph Waldo Emerson
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~Author Unknown
